the end

i am ending this blog. goodbye. this page shall now become a ghost of the internet.

Jokes, NPR Style

So tons of people have heard the lame joke "two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bum-bum-pssh!" Right? Well, you probably haven't heard the NPR version (not on NPR nor intended to be funny)

So, there's three percussion instrument walking through a park talking about politics. They happen to be a Pearl maple drum, an Orange County percussion pine drum , and a Sabian 50% bronze and 50% silver crash cymbal. So, they get to a scenic overhang in the park and they suddenly trip and start falling at terminal velocity. Upon hitting the ground, the rhythmic repercussions made by the instruments appears to be a bum-bum-pssh. For NPR, I'm Tom Dolhues.

So while I'm not completely making fun of NPR, that's about the range of their jokes.

The Blog Strikes Back

Man! do I love Photoshop! Now if only I could afford it.
http://www.dnaco.net/~vogelke/pictures/when-cloning-goes-wrong/

Now, Get to know me better, I demand of you!

Xbox Live Gamer Tag: ARandomPenguin

I want friend invites from anybody that plays Halo 3 or Rainbow Six: Vegas OR anybody that's getting COD4.

So,

The Blog Wars

I've taken the duty of creating my own Lol___ pictures, starting with #1 Promie! This pic is automatic super static electronic funky fresh!... Nevermind

The Phantom Blog

yesterday was my birthday and two days ago was my first post in a while. So, now that this place is running on the souls of all of the bored people on the internet, Many things will be added here. Look for links, music, pictures, hit counters, faster posts, and grammar errors. Hopefully I'll have ths stuff up by tonight.

BLOG WARS!!! (not chronological)

I'm Back! After a long bout of Ebola, depression, and lemons I'm finally in the mood too do this again, so let's get started. School started again, I got a sweet new bike (Specialized fuse 3), I got Bioshock, I beat Bioshock (best ending), my dog had liver problems (lived), and halo 3 came out yesterday. So now that I'm probably going to get interested in this for about one week than quit again, start looking for links being posted and such.

Blogging pays?

I heard somewhere a few months ago that some company/website/person was paying bloggers to blog. Can somebody tell me if this is true? Getting payed to give opinions would be a great job
(movie critics). Ovaltine is good. I watch Myt-. Do y-. He-. A-. .......................
I own an xbox 360 and a Wii (true)

This is a picture of my friend, Dr. John Zoidberg(top)

This is a picture of me and my family (yet my brothers aren't in this one)(bottom)

This is a picture of my dog "promie" (tippidy top)

This is a picture of.. Never mind (all the way at the top)

I hate myspace

Pain and fun

Today was the first day I played World of Warcraft. Fun? yes. so addictive you'll lose your social life? no. I created a character on my friends computer and played for a little. another cool website (which this Blofog (my new blog/flog word) will specialize in) is www.unitednuclear.com and also www.digg.com (but who hasn't heard of that?)
P.S I like doing these P.S things because they're fun and annoying
P.S.S check out my website www.brooksgirmansbrain.com there's nothing there, but it rules
P.S.S.S. I like Futurama
P.S.S.S.S I'll stop doing these

The First Post

This is the first post of my blog/flog. I always thought blogging was stupid until- nevermind I still think it's stupid. But I thought I'd try it even though I think I'm going to hate it. I guess I should start. NOTE: flog starts here and will end and start again without notice. I am 400-200-100-50-25-12+4.6722 and a half years old. I live in Southern Austrailia yet I was born in Zimbabwe and raised in Laos. I like stuff, stuff, and also Magic: the Gathering stuff. I have 5 dogs and 1 which is posted on www.puppywar.com. Just search Prometheus. And that's all for now.
P.S check out www.fallingsandgame.com for all things digital sand!